I'm going to wish you all the luck I usually reserve for myself.
So where was I this past week? You wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I'm going to tell you anyway.
I'd wear that ass like a hat.
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
Saliva House Publishing
"This book makes me wish I never learned to read."
"Why is this book wet?"
Smegma House Publishing
"What's that smell?"
My dick is so big, my ex-wife cut it off before she left me, and I still had enough left over to win a who's-got-the-biggest-dick contest.
I don't like giving names to things. That means I accept it.
I don't like giving names to things. That means I'm comfortable with it.
Russian Rape Machine.
