The only problem with the Catholic Churchis that the altar boys won't keep their mouths shut.
How did Reverand Jim Jones convince his followers to commit suicide? I can't even convince my wife to try anal sex.
Not the land of milk and honey, but the land of milk-skinned honeys.
The last time I saw balls that big, it was rolling after Indiana Jones.
Men can fuck a girl even while crying over the one they just broke up with.
Don't love me because of who I am. Love me despite who I am.
All balls, no brains.
I'm fucking CArol on the outside, but I'm fucking Lisa on the inside.
"She's a pig."
"I like pigs."
Columbus left to discover America to get away from a nagging wife and crying children.
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Friday, May 11, 2012
Building Freeways...
If you build freeways that need to be expanded no sooner than when they're done... you might be an El Pasoan.
Leave them wanting less.
Still empty inside.
The time is coming when summer will ask your body what you've been doing all winter.
Duchene For President! On the Surprise Party ticket.
I think it depends on the country you're in, and the laws they've passed, and who you hand the paperbag filled with money to.
If dolphins and whales are so smart, then why haven't they figured out to stay away from the Japanese?
I'm healthy as a horse, as long as it's a very sick horse.
I'm healthy as a horse, if it's one of those dead horses from HBO's canceled drama "Luck."
I'm healthy as a horse, if it's that horse's head from "The Godfather."
thethingaboutwomen.blogspot.com
Leave them wanting less.
Still empty inside.
The time is coming when summer will ask your body what you've been doing all winter.
Duchene For President! On the Surprise Party ticket.
I think it depends on the country you're in, and the laws they've passed, and who you hand the paperbag filled with money to.
If dolphins and whales are so smart, then why haven't they figured out to stay away from the Japanese?
I'm healthy as a horse, as long as it's a very sick horse.
I'm healthy as a horse, if it's one of those dead horses from HBO's canceled drama "Luck."
I'm healthy as a horse, if it's that horse's head from "The Godfather."
thethingaboutwomen.blogspot.com
Saturday, May 5, 2012
You Won't Enjoy Yourself
You won't enjoy yourself. Your heart will break, and you'll sit around masturbating to thoughts of her. And if you don't, I will.
It's not true that if you Google NAMBLA a picture of Michael Jackson comes up.
I don't understand how someone can be harrassed to the point they want to take their own life. I can understand, however, how someone can be harrassed to the point they want to take someone else's life. Primarily, the life of the one doing the harrassing.
No amount of bullying should lead to someone killing themselves. It should lead to that someone killing someone else.
You want to sit at the "cool" table at school? Here's how you do it: You pick a table, sit down, and then decide that's the cool table.
In the animal kingdom, the male of the species is prettier and more colorful. Why isn't the female of the species as pretty or as colorful? Because she has the pussy.
In the animal kingdom, it's only in the human species that the female is prettier than the male.
In the animal kingdom, the female might be prettier, but she's physically inferior, and, without the male to protect her and provide for her, she would soon become extinct.
Made from the finest polyester imported from Italy.
Every woman he meets he thinks she wants him.
The Problem With Women @
thethingaboutwomen.blogspot.com
jimduchene.blogspot.com
@JimDuchene
It's not true that if you Google NAMBLA a picture of Michael Jackson comes up.
I don't understand how someone can be harrassed to the point they want to take their own life. I can understand, however, how someone can be harrassed to the point they want to take someone else's life. Primarily, the life of the one doing the harrassing.
No amount of bullying should lead to someone killing themselves. It should lead to that someone killing someone else.
You want to sit at the "cool" table at school? Here's how you do it: You pick a table, sit down, and then decide that's the cool table.
In the animal kingdom, the male of the species is prettier and more colorful. Why isn't the female of the species as pretty or as colorful? Because she has the pussy.
In the animal kingdom, it's only in the human species that the female is prettier than the male.
In the animal kingdom, the female might be prettier, but she's physically inferior, and, without the male to protect her and provide for her, she would soon become extinct.
Made from the finest polyester imported from Italy.
Every woman he meets he thinks she wants him.
The Problem With Women @
thethingaboutwomen.blogspot.com
jimduchene.blogspot.com
@JimDuchene
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