Pigs are smarter than dogs. When they're being slaughtered, you can hear them screaming: "Please, no!"
Congress is making it legal to eat horse. I say we should eat whatever we have too much of.
I don't understand how some cultures can worship cows. They're so stupid, so fat... so delicious.
I can, however, understand why ancient Egyptians worshiped cats. Their aloofness makes them seem smart and majestic. Personally, I think cats are the Alzheimer sufferers of the animal kingdom.
I can even understand worshiping animals that are strong and can kill you. But cows? No.
Was that, like, two years ago? I think I saw that.
Yessir Arabcat.
President Obama has brokered a peace deal between cats and dogs who have fought and hated each other for thousands of years.
I tried crying, it didn't work, but you never know.
Bill Clinton was my political mentor. If there's one thing I learned from Clinton, it was that if you give a prostitute money to go buy drugs... she won't come back.
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