The only problem with the Catholic Churchis that the altar boys won't keep their mouths shut.
How did Reverand Jim Jones convince his followers to commit suicide? I can't even convince my wife to try anal sex.
Not the land of milk and honey, but the land of milk-skinned honeys.
The last time I saw balls that big, it was rolling after Indiana Jones.
Men can fuck a girl even while crying over the one they just broke up with.
Don't love me because of who I am. Love me despite who I am.
All balls, no brains.
I'm fucking CArol on the outside, but I'm fucking Lisa on the inside.
"She's a pig."
"I like pigs."
Columbus left to discover America to get away from a nagging wife and crying children.
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