As loose as the hole between my ex-wife's legs.
She could suck the pork from a pig.
Body by Butterball.
Man, some of my ex-wife's sisters look hot.
If you look at another girl, and think you'd like to do her... you're not ready.
Who knew that after you got married your libido would still work?
So, when you go down on her... how do I taste?
Next thing you know, you're on the linoleum.
Loose as a goose with no juice.
My balls were hanging like the breasts of a 90 year-old hooker.
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