Sunday, March 4, 2012

Questioning The Suspect

Whenever a couple has a problem, the man's solution is always to ignore it.

Don't let marriage get in the way of a good time.

It was the Goddess Nike who said:  "Just do it."

It's people with opinions like yours that make me glad in-breeding isn't a common practice.

My divorce was like the Civil War.  Long, bitter, costly...  but in the end I was a free man.

Bill Z. Bubb, Louis Cypher, Richard Sukker, Bob Oso.

A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke, doesn't want one bad enough.

I reckon he never had a poke he didn't have to milk first.

Quit going to San Francisco for your prostate exams.

What do you mean by saying that the best part about drinking and driving is the breathalyser test?

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