Shave a little. I could grow potatoes in there.
I don't call them wives. I call them slaves.
I don't like having sex with any of my ex-wives. How can I fuck and keep one hand on my wallet at the same time.
I showed up later than Snooki's period.
If Adam knew how much trouble women were going to be, he would have left her back in Eden.
The only thing worse than a bad piece of ass, is NO piece of ass.
I'll ride you like a moped.
...owah ...tenaz ...siam
A piece of raw liver in my fist couldn't have fit me better.
Horny little hooch.
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